Anonymous asked: u like boys or girls?

kiwiwhore:

denisvilleneuve:

doesn’t matter cos no one likes me back

this is bi culture

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countrycharm-metalmentality:

qvotable:

“I knew I did from the first moment we met. It was… not love at first sight exactly, but- familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you.”

— Mhairi McFarlane // You Had Me At Hello

Its always been you.

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open-plan-infinity:

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

(via trust)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

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demiurgeaesthetics:

I’m Mo

(via heart)

open-plan-infinity:

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

(via ugly)

sitcorn:

neilnevins:

ask-me-about-loom:

neilnevins:

Imprisoned for his crimes

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

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methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

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miss-mimibee:

justalittlelostt:

thresholdofzero:

ryandevon:

05-fubu:

blackboycapricorn:

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

My pannies are moist

@twotone22

@justalittlelostt we should make next time you heree

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banshy:

BEST SCENE EVER

(via pikamans)

acluttereddesk:

backdoorteenmom:

karmasex:

I literally just had a stroke

So did the grandfather

Honestly his dying grandfather is the luckiest person in this equation.

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oponions:

[dramatic dying noises]

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gorgonsach:

residentevil7biohazard:

easymode:

can someone explain this

only butchers understand…

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

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